Thursday, July 26, 2007

As for whether Les Miles has the best 2-year start ever by going 22-4, I would say not. Bernie Moore went 18-3-1 in 1935 and 1936, losing two Sugar Bowls, but remember, bowl games didn't count back in those days. They were just for fun, and I'm sure the LSU football players probably spent too much time in the French Quarter in the days before the game. With a 2-year regular season record of 18-1-1, LSU laid claim to back-to-back national championships. In fact, after losing his first regular season game to Rice, 10-7, Bernie Moore went on a record 23-game regular-season unbeaten streak. Also, after losing his first game as a coach at home to Rice, Moore won his next 17 games in Tiger Stadium, which is the current record. Miles, after losing his first game in Tiger Stadium, has currently won 13 straight there.

Other good starts include W.S. Boreland going 11-2 over 1901 and 1902, and Edgar R. Wingard going 17-3 over 1907 and 1908, including the first national championship by a Southern school in 1908 on the 10-0 team led by Doc Fenton, who was rumored to have been a professional. Charles McClendon started off nice with a 9-1-1 record in 1962, but had an off year in 1963. In modern times, Bill Arnsparger's 17-5-2 start, Mike Archer's 18-5-1 start, Gerry DiNardo's 17-6-1 start, and Nick Saban's 18-7 start weren't bad, but weren't as good as Miles's.
That's freakin' awesome. I'm glad to see the height of Reagan-mania era American culture is still alive and well in the Philippine prison system!
This is one of the most disturbing things I have ever witnessed.

It is disturbing on so many levels. I think I have PTSD from watching it.

[note: no nudity or extreme acts for any at-work viewers, it's simply Mo-Fo Weird.]


"Thriller" as performed by inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

I was just kiddin' by the way, Gibb. There is nothing really wrong with having a MySpace page. But lately, has anyone been watching ...

The Bronx is Burning
Oh man, I love this ESPN mini-series! I can say enough about it. This is the real shit that goes down on competitive baseball teams with big egos. I remember this kind of stuff distinctly on my 12-year-old and 13-year-old games. People talk about how baseball is boring, but I don't think they fully realize how much drama it can produce.

By the way, which Reggie Jackson phrase do you like better? "I'm the straw that stirs the drink," or the infamous "magnitude of me" comment? Jackson, Munson, Martin, Steinbrenner. It'll take a man like George Constanza (or maybe Joe Torre?) to pull these Yankees together!

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Patton Speaks
I'm sure you've probably seen this already, Gibb, but if you haven't, check
this out.
Simpson's College Football Coaches
I've already posted here about the South Park college football coaches. Well, here are the Simpson's characters as college football coaches. Keep in mind that it's kind of old, so some of the comments about Boise State, Kentucky, and Florida are out of date.
How Dare You!
How dare you disparage Kige Ramsey and call him "creepy"!!! Why do you have to be such a hater? Just because you're not an internationally famous news and sports reporter, that doesn't mean you should take your frustrations out on others. I looked at Noland's website, and yeah, it was kind of cool, but in the end, I have to listen to what Kige tells me. Notice that he called MySpace "suspicious," but that he was too classy of a guy to get into the details of why. Quote: "I would never use MySpace." The Kige has spoken. Case closed.
Dude,

I already conceded that having a myspace page was pretty gay. I also cited to the fact that Ryles, Swilley, and also Marshall, and Noland also have pages, which removes a significant amount of gayness from it. (Noland's site is actually pretty damn interesting). At least my page isn't too tricked out with all that extra-gay stuff you can put on there.
Kige, in all his glory, deriding myspace pedophilia from the confines of the automotive section of walmart just seems creepy. Is it just me or did I see a knowing glance or wink at the end of that segment? You should check your sources, Truck. I think your house may be built on sand on this one.
I finally found the best Byrd link: http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=3210#comment-9220
Painful. I had to keep reminding myself that he was talking about dogs, not people. I can think of better uses for the "hottest places of Hell" than dogfighters. How about murderers, rapists, suicide bombers, terrorists, etc.?
Kige on MySpace vs. Facebook
Come on, Gibb. How can you possibly claim not to be a pedophile when you are in fact a 30-something-year-old guy with a MySpace page? We all know how to put 2 and 2 together, especially the all-knowing Kige Ramsey. He's posted on this before from the friendly confines of a Wal-Mart shopping aisle. You'd be well advised to watch all of Kige Ramsey's informational video clips as soon as they come out, so as not to embarrass yourself in front of others with your ignorance.

Oh, and by the way, thanks for the Robert Byrd clips. They were truly hilarious. Dog fighting is barbaric ... BARBARIC ... BARBARIC ... (pause) ... BARBARIC!!!

Saturday, July 21, 2007




Here's one cut from Jimmy Kimmel that's hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV29FnQJWWo




I've discovered a startling fact: Senator Byrd IS in fact Senator Palpatine from Star Wars.
You heard it here first.




Friday, July 20, 2007

Facebook? I got a myspace page, but I fully concede that myspace is pretty gay (4 out of 5 rainbows). But Swilley and Ryles have Myspace pages too. So that says a lot. Although I'm not sure what it says a lot of...Plus these pedophiles and stuff keep sending me dirty messages. I'm certainly not into that!

On a lighter note, LSU seems poised to kick some crazy ba-donka-donk butt this season. Isn't it about time we embrace Les? Does he have the best 2 season start ever or what?? Maybe some stat-nerd can tell me...I think Flynn is going to be awesome, the perfect well-rounded QB. Russell was good but just TOO BLACK. (I'm totally kidding, he was perfectly black).

On an even lighter note, check out Sen Byrd's odd rant on dogfighting and Michael Vick. You can just tell Byrd wanted to go all 1920 on his ass and string him up like the old crusty klansman that he is: [edit: Crap, can't find it right now..]

This excerpt is painful, I bet you can't watch the whole thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACotE_dgt-k
And then he does another rant on Harry Potter books and makes the same iPhone argument. Priceless!

P.S. -- I got him to be my Facebook friend now.
Watching that kige guy is a weird mixture of comedy and awkwardness...His insight and delivery is flawless. His rant on the iphone is pretty good.

ya heard..

Thursday, July 19, 2007

I found that guy last week. Good stuff. The nicole richie piece was the best. "If you have anorexic, go get tested and get help." Now that's priceless.

Oh, and his reports from inside WalMart? Pure genious.

Friday, July 13, 2007

Kige Ramsey, The Best Reporter of Our Generation!
Oh man, this guy is great! I could watch this guy's insightful segments for YouTube Sports and YouTube News all day. He did a groundbreaking piece on Nicole Ritchie, but really, it's very difficult to rank his work, since he's so consistently awesome. "The Kige Ramsey" show's website can be found here. Enjoy folks, and "your welcome."